thats-slightly-raven:

kelseyknowsbest:

thats-slightly-raven:

I remember in 2009 there was this craze going around at my school where girls were trying to get drunk by inserting vodka soaked tampons in their bodies and this girl tried it with blue alcopops and it dyed her princess parts turquoise. 

princess parts

That is what I said yes.

  • Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
  • Me: No
  • Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2
  • coolscar:

    cyandye:

    coolscar:

    *mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

    *plankton voice* hand it over krabs

    *mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

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