leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

boyexemplified:

aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist

mattressblowoutsale:

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

i would probably have put in 13 lemons i dont know shit

urso2000andlate:

"dinner’s ready"image

"there’s 5 minutes left can you set the table"

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togepathetic:

when you find out he aint rich

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