worb:

what if kim kardashian secretly solves crimes all the time

imaginehanniballecter:

Ah you’re watching Silence of the Lambs? I love that film. The way they just [clenches fist] silence all those lambs

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
  • Fuckboy: i love you
  • Me: are you rich?
  • Fuckboy: no.....
  • Me: ✔ Seen 8:34
  • crrabs:

    *tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
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